- Anti Joke

A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

I used to know what alzheimers was

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.