- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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