- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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