- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??