A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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ur mum

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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