What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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women's rights

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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Knock Knock Who's there

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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The EPA.

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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