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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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