What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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Dwarf Shortage

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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