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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

HURT

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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