Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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Caramel Boing.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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