what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Peas

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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