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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

If you're happy and you know it get a life

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