- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

How high is the sky? True or False

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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