- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

If you're happy and you know it get a life

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Camerons hair is Curly..

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Where's my tractor?

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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