What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

A cat playing laser tag.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

your mama's so fat... that's it

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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