What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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Knock knock Come in

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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Chuck Norris.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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Granny porn!

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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