How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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