How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What's 9+10 Ebola

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Well this is pointless.....

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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