- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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