- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

A man goes to the potty.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

Justin Bieber

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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