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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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