- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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