Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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