- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

woman's rights

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

sucks Syntax...

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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