Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

69...you know how awkward this is now...

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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