What is brown and sticky? A stick

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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