- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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