How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Immigration Laws

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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Gordon Brown smiles.

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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