- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Whats the defination of cruelty

aodhan hearty

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

i like it in the mouth

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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