- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

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