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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

A dyslexic blind man

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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