- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

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