- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

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