A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

thumb_up thumb_down +34

What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

thumb_up thumb_down +32

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

thumb_up thumb_down +32

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Penis

thumb_up thumb_down +30

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

thumb_up thumb_down +30

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

thumb_up thumb_down +30

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

thumb_up thumb_down +26

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops