Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

this website is a bad joke

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

My spelling is horrible

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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