- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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