- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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