'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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