Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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