I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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what is 3+3= 8

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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Anti Joke

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