What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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woman's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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