- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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