What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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My spelling is horrible

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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this website is a bad joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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