- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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