- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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