- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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