- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Gay rights.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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