Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

what is 3+3= 8

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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