Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Where's my tractor?

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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