Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

Women's rights.

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

What do black people eat? Food.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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