- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

tea with milk?

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Robin, get in the car!

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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