Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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America

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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call me maybe.

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Anti Joke

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