Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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Gay rights.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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no

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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