- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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