- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Knock knock Fuck off!

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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