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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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