Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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What's your blood type? Red.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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