- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

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