- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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