- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

I don't get it

alert("Hello");

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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