In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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