- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

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