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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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