- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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