- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

What's a good joke? Not this one.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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