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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

I walk into a bar...

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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