- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

What's brown and sticky A stick

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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