- Anti Joke

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.