- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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