Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

thumb_up thumb_down -30

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

thumb_up thumb_down -30

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

thumb_up thumb_down -30

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

thumb_up thumb_down -32

hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops