- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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