if you can read this you dont' need glasses

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What is funnier than 24 69

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

thumb_up thumb_down -24

mitchell palmer sucks

thumb_up thumb_down -24

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

thumb_up thumb_down -24

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

thumb_up thumb_down -24

A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

a black man pays his child support

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

thumb_up thumb_down -26

penis in the camel

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops