- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my whole life!

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

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