- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

Vote this down and get DOXED

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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