What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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What do you call an arab ?

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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