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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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