Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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they told me not to write here but i did

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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No soup for you!

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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