there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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The Qur'an

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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