How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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cory

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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