Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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