Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

A miserable man committed suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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