Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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no rasist joks

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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