why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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